What if I told you that without even opening your mouth you could say:
- “Yes, I’m the one who overtook you at the traffic lights while you were waiting in your car”
- “I’m a better person than you are, in every way, because I ride a bike”
- “I’m going to have a Christmas pudding and not feel guilty”
- “No, I don’t want to know what it’s like to impersonate a sardine by getting on the underground every morning”
Such smugness can be delivered through the power of one magical t-shirt. Or, more accurately, 5 magical t-shirts. I present them to you below:
Speechless? I know – I was too! These T-shirts are by Anthony of Cyclehoop fame. I’ve used my secret powers of persuasion to
force convince Anthony to let me add them to the London Cyclist Shop.