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Creative things to do with old bike parts

Andreas · Feb 17, 2011 · 8 Comments

Give a car recently got in touch asking if they could guest post on London Cyclist. Normally I refuse offers like this but as it’s a charity (They raised £50,000 for cancer research) and it’s about scrapping cars – I thought – why not! Give a Car is ...

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Cycle Hire Bike 14964

Andreas · Oct 20, 2010 · 30 Comments

Cycle Hire Bike 14964 will always have a vivid place in my haunting memories. Yet, when I first approached it, it didn’t look so sinister. If anything Cycle Hire Bike 14964 looked kind of friendly and welcoming. Like an old friend. It wanted me to ...

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How much time do you waste waiting at a traffic light?

Andreas · Sep 2, 2010 · 61 Comments

I’m lying in bed feeling lazy. Suddenly a scary thought pops into my mind. Damn, I scheduled that meeting today. I look down at my watch. I have just 15 minutes to get from Swiss Cottage to Hyde Park. I throw on my clothes, grab my bike, tap the lift ...

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Underwater cycling

Andreas · Feb 11, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Got your helmet? check, got your cycling shoes? check, got your bike? check, got your dive gear? what! It’s true. The London School of diving have taken a stationary bike, placed it underwater and claimed to have invented: “World's First ...

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The bike song

Andreas · Oct 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

Just one week ago I proudly announced: "I haven't had a cold in ages!". As of yesterday I have had one of the worst colds ever! Me and my big mouth. Anyway, while I stock up on chicken soup, tissues and plenty of time in bed here's something to cheer ...

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The arm against harm an innovative idea to protect those cycling in London

Andreas · Jul 14, 2009 · 3 Comments

What annoys you as a cyclist? Is it the n00b things other cyclists do? Is it getting wolf whistled at and having men trying to look up your skirt while you cycle? Is it the dogs that attack you as you try to get from a to b? Or perhaps for you its ...

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Caught on the wrong side of the law

Andreas · Jul 8, 2008 · 8 Comments

Well it finally happened, cycling through a red light, past bank tube stop on a cold summers day (it is England after all) I was caught by the police. Grabbing me as I cycled past P.C. I Have Had A Bad Day and I'm Going to Take it Out on You or ...

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Best quotes heard whilst on a bicycle

Andreas · Jan 29, 2008 · 4 Comments

Occasionally you get abuse hurled at you while on a bicycle and other than the usual "f*****g t**t here are some good quotes that people have heard: Whilst riding past a guy one day who just smiled & said "Morning"..... he was crouched down ...

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