Start of the day for a cyclist

I really enjoyed Fat Cyclist’s (3rd in our Top 50 bike blogs list) post with his morning routine for getting out of the door and onto the bike. So I thought I would share my experience:

• 8.30 Wake up to the sweet melodies of my favourite Bloc Party song that has since been ruined due to setting it as my alarm tone.
• 8.30 Fall out of bed and onto the hard floor thus waking up my girlfriend
• 8.31 Wait for my housemate to use the toilet who always seems to get the call of nature at the same time as I do
• 8.33 Use toilet
• 8.34 Bump into bike in corridor on my way into kitchen
• 8.34 Swear at bike
• 8.35 Prepare food for work that should have been prepared the day before
• 8.40 Apologise to bike for swearing at it earlier
• 8.40 Place everything I need into my bag including bike chain and food for work
• 8.45 Head upstairs and get back into bed making sure to wake girlfriend up again to get more attention off her
• 9.00 Realise that if I leave for work now I will be late
• 9.10 Get prepared to go by putting bike gear on: helmet, gloves, jacket
• 9.11 Kiss girlfriend goodbye, head back downstairs, carry bike out to front yard
• 9.11 Get on bike
• 9.11 Get off bike
• 9.12 Run back upstairs to pick up wallet and phone
• 9.13 Run downstairs
• 9.13 Onto bike realising I have 1 minute to get to work on time
• 9.14 Frantically pedal through the streets of London
• 9.34 Arrive at work late
• 9.34 Get funny looks off boss
• 9.34 Go grab a shower

Post your routine in the comments so I can compare how disorganised I am compared to everyone else!