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How much time do you waste waiting at a traffic light?

How much time do you waste waiting at a traffic light?

by Andreas on 02. Sep, 2010 in Humour

I’m lying in bed feeling lazy. Suddenly a scary thought pops into my mind. Damn, I scheduled that meeting today. I look down at my watch. I have just 15 minutes to get from Swiss Cottage to Hyde Park. I throw on my clothes, grab my bike, tap the lift button continuously until it arrives [...]

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Andreas falls off bike. Hilarity ensues

by Andreas on 01. Apr, 2010 in Humour

We’ve all done it. We’ve all fallen off our bike and tried to play it cool. I have two memorable occasions. The first was in Birmingham. My dad was visiting and wanted to go jogging. Me being a don’t-like-using-my-legs-unless-it’s-for-cycling kinda guy I took the executive decision to follow on the bike. Lazy I know and [...]

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Quicker by bike

Quicker by bike

by Andreas on 21. Nov, 2009 in Humour

I think people have one of two emotions when they see motorists stuck in traffic . You may be among the people that as you zoom past on your bike think “haha suckers”. Or you may be among the people that feel a little bit sorry for poor Mr Motorist getting nowhere. Martin Williamson is [...]

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Draw your cycling accident/mess around!

Draw your cycling accident/mess around!

by Andreas on 28. Oct, 2009 in Humour

Here is a useful tool for you! Sometimes after having an accident your memory can be a bit hazy of it. This new useful tool is here to solve that problem by helping you draw out the crash scene so you can provide it to the police or insurance company.

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The bike song

by Andreas on 28. Oct, 2009 in Humour

The Bike Song video from YouTube

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Start of the day for a cyclist

by Andreas on 18. Jul, 2009 in Humour

I really enjoyed Fat Cyclist’s (3rd in our Top 50 bike blogs list) post with his morning routine for getting out of the door and onto the bike. So I thought I would share my experience: 8.30 Wake up to the sweet melodies of my favourite Bloc Party song that has since been ruined due [...]

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The arm against harm an innovative idea to protect those cycling in London

by Andreas on 14. Jul, 2009 in Humour

What annoys you as a cyclist? Is it the n00b things other cyclists do? Is it getting wolf whistled at and having men trying to look up your skirt while you cycle? Is it the dogs that attack you as you try to get from a to b? Or perhaps for you its the cars [...]

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Caught on the wrong side of the law

by Andreas on 08. Jul, 2008 in Humour

Well it finally happened, cycling through a red light, past bank tube stop on a cold summers day (it is England after all) I was caught by the police. Grabbing me as I cycled past P.C. I Have Had A Bad Day and I’m Going to Take it Out on You or whatever his name [...]

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Stupid Cycle Facilities

by Andreas on 03. Apr, 2008 in Humour

With councils desperate to appear cycle friendly hilarious outcomes often ensue. I recently came across a fantastic website that lists cycle facilities of the month. Here are some of my favourites that really made me laugh: I would rather take my chance on the road   The take your life into your own hands bike [...]

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Best quotes heard whilst on a bicycle

by Andreas on 29. Jan, 2008 in Humour

Occasionally you get abuse hurled at you while on a bicycle and other than the usual “f*****g t**t here are some good quotes that people have heard: Whilst riding past a guy one day who just smiled & said “Morning”….. he was crouched down at the side of trail having a dump at the time [...]

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Top 6 things we cyclists love to do to annoy drivers

by Andreas on 08. Jan, 2008 in Features, Humour

While cycling along and thinking about how annoying drivers are I also had a little think outside the box and thought about how we cyclists must annoy drivers: Cycling in the middle of the road so they can’t get passed us Leaning on their car while they are waiting at a traffic light Cycling two [...]

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Online cycling games

by Andreas on 06. Jan, 2008 in Blogging, Humour

Here is a list of absolutely must see online cycling games. Ranging from fun to weird to highly addictive these games will test your bike skills.

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